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Apr. 13th, 2011 | 12:37 am
mood: bouncy bouncy
music: Daily Show

Hey! I don't post here anymore. You should go to patheticunicorn.blogspot.com/

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You can find my stories:
1. Boy-related, always handsome and mostly classy
2. Working at Disney World-related
3. Disney love
4. Harry Potter love
5. Real life stories
6. Picture posts

at my blog, Pathetic Unicorn (it's taken from a Meg Cabot book, Princess Diaries: Volume 10)

Once again, find me at patheticunicorn.blogspot.com/

Have a magical day!

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Jan. 31st, 2011 | 12:51 pm
mood: happy happy


GIFSoup

One of the best movies ever. I was so excited when Disney World gave me (and every one of their 60,000 employees) a DVD and blu-ray of the movie.

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An update!

Aug. 1st, 2010 | 10:56 pm
mood: happy happy
music: Harry Potter theme

9 days until I work at Disney World!

This is what I look like with curly hair and my Lion King poster in the background:


Also, I almost never write here anymore. If you want to read what shenanigans I'm up to, you should head here: patheticunicorn.blogspot.com/

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Hold Onto the Feeling

Feb. 20th, 2010 | 04:11 pm
mood: cheerful cheerful
music: Green Day

Okay. So. Here I am. Anna. How's it going?

Last night I was hanging out with a guy. It's 4 days before I head back to school, he's staying here.

We've been taking on facebook for a couple days, and I've met him before. We're flirting online, it's pretty fun. We decide we should meet up.

Last night, we're walking downtown and talking, with a friend of his. He had to pick up his friend because his car broke down.

He discovers that I'm ticklish. And as always, tickling leads to flirting. Tickling also leads to kissing. The first kiss is downtown in the walking mall.

We eventually end up driving all over town, his friend at the wheel. I'm sitting on his lap. We make out in the wal-mart parking lot while his friend goes inside to meet some people. Classy as can be, I know.

We make out in the Hasting's parking lot. We're just....so incredibly classy? Not really. He decides that we could use some music. He turns on the radio, a country song. Okay, all right. I think I can deal with some country music. Then, a woman starts talking about her house burning down and her pets dying. Um, that's a downer right there.

He pushes a button and 'Single Ladies' comes on.

A-HAHAHA! I start laughing. I love Beyonce, but it's really not an appropriate make out song.

He pushes another button.

"It goes on and on and on and on....DON'T STOP BELIEVING! HOLD ONTO THAT FEELING" comes blasting out of the Mustang's speakers.

I keep laughing.

Our choices were:
1. A woman talking about the fire that destroyed her house and killed her dog.
2. Beyonce's 'Single Ladies'. Oh-oh-oh-oh. If you like it, you should've put a ring on it.
3. Don't Stop Believing, the Journey version. Hold onto that feeling.

He put in a country CD instead.

And then a cop car circled us twice.

Truly, a stellar night.

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Jan. 25th, 2010 | 11:57 pm

This morning my cell phone woke me up with a text message that said, "That lovemaking was awesome." I responded back, "Congratulations, but I think you have the wrong number." The reply 10 minutes later? "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. But hey, I got some last night!!" At least one of us did, mystery texter. MLIA

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Jan. 21st, 2010 | 03:49 pm

And you come away with a great little story, of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you...

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Jan. 12th, 2010 | 02:14 pm

Best Picture of the Day?

Yes.  By the way, it's not my dog.

Runners-up:



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Love love love

Oct. 19th, 2009 | 10:38 pm
mood: bouncy bouncy
music: Crossroads: Taylor Swift and Def Leppard

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT.

That's all.



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I'm a Vegetarian

Oct. 14th, 2009 | 04:58 pm
mood: aggravated aggravated
music: Alone-Glee

I've been a vegetarian ever since I've been born.
I have never eaten steak, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, bacon, hamburgers, veal, chicken, or whatever else you want to make sure I haven't eaten.
I ate lamb once in France because of my grandmother and I threw up.

No, I don't feel that it's my right because of evolution to eat meat.
No, I don't mind if you eat meat in front of me.
I'm still a vegetarian because I don't see any reason to eat meat. I like animals, I don't like the smell, and PETA videos scarred me for life.
It's more for you.
Please don't try and change my beliefs, I've known you 5 minutes. I've been a vegetarian for over 20 years.

I will not eat meat because of you. All the more for you.
Please don't provide details about your hunting trip or tell me all about your dad's butcher shop. I don't need a very clear image of a slaughtered deer in my head.

I like being a vegetarian.
Stop trying to change me, please. I'm not trying to change you.

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Fetch me a Danish

Aug. 16th, 2009 | 10:43 am
mood: amused amused

1. Today, I was with my friends having lunch. I yelled out "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!" at the paper on the floor, it didn't move. But a man sitting behind us whispered "It's leviohsa not leviosah" I yelled it again and the paper flew upwards coincidently at the same time the wind came. He clapped. My friends and I are now convinced I am a wizard and he is secretly Dumbledore. MLIA

2. After reading about my MacBook's Speech Recognition software on MLIA, I proceeded to test it out all day. I also created my own recognized keywords and responses. Now, when I say "Fetch me a danish" my computer replies scathingly, "No. Eat a salad, fatty." This way, I feel like my computer's always looking out for my health. MLIA

3. Yesterday I had my college orientation. I set my alarm clock to play "Eye of the Tiger" when I woke up so that I would have a competitive edge over my peers. I think it worked. MLIA

4. Today, my friends and I went to Newport beach for a bonfire. The guys were trying to be macho and start a fire in the pit, but repeatedly failed. I pointed a stick at the pit and yelled "INCENDIO!" just as I did, the fire started. My friends all think i'm a wizard now, and to be honest, so do I. MLIA 

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